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[Limitool]

True story.... Wife and I both worked at the same place on a swing shift long ago before retiring. We both get off work at 3:00 am. She announces "we" have to go to Kroger and do some shopping. Last thing I wanted to do. Not a lot of folks there except others from work. Were walking up and down isles and I feel a "bubble" coming. I know I really need to get away quickly. So I announce I'm going to the meat area behind us to look around again. So I get about 50 ft. away and "crop dust" all the way back to the meat area. And it is horrible....!!!

Next thing I hear is my wife YELLING AND SCREAMING ALOUD.... IS THAT YOU? YOU SKINK, YOUR HORRIBLE, WHAT DID YOU EAT? THAT'S THE WORSE ONE EVER!!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DIDN'T YOU GO OUTSIDE? When I had walked away she had turned cart around and had followed me "back" to the meat area and walked right into it. 10-15 other people were all laughing at her and looking at me. I never expected my wife to rat me out like that. And she would NOT let it go by bitching aloud the rest of the time there and telling everybody to stay clear. So much for trying to be nice...

[unclebuck257]

Limitool,

Man!! To be sold out by your better half at a critical time like that and then to be verbally "highlighted" to the rest of the known world around you AFTER you can't do anything but stand there surrounded by this cloud that's engulfing you, the entire meat counter and everyone else within 50 feet makes it even more of a physcologically negative experience! I'm surprised that you're not permanently scared from the experience! The fact that you're still here with us today just goes to show what strong stamina and intestinal fortitude you must have!( Well actually, the intensity of that release showed how strong your intestional fortitude was to her and those around you at the time!) However, she, like most other women, doesn't fully understand that we men have feelings too,you know. I and all other men feel for ya buddy and now we know just a small portion of the emotional pain that you have endured throughout the years. We'll stand with you Limitool, but if you don't mind, it'll be about 100 feet to your right or left!! LMBO!!!

[Limitool]

Feb 10, 2014 12:40:35 GMT -5 unclebuck257 said:

Limitool,

Man!! To be sold out by your better half at a critical time like that and then to be verbally "highlighted" to the rest of the known world around you AFTER you can't do anything but stand there surrounded by this cloud that's engulfing you, the entire meat counter and everyone else within 50 feet makes it even more of a physcologically negative experience! I'm surprised that you're not permanently scared from the experience! The fact that you're still here with us today just goes to show what strong stamina and intestinal fortitude you must have!( Well actually, the intensity of that release showed how strong your intestional fortitude was to her and those around you at the time!) However, she, like most other women, doesn't fully understand that we men have feelings too,you know. I and all other men feel for ya buddy and now we know just a small portion of the emotional pain that you have endured throughout the years. We'll stand with you Limitool, but if you don't mind, it'll be about 100 feet to your right or left!! LMBO!!!

Holy shit unclebuck.... I never realized I had this much support. I feel better already and this was 20 years ago. I figured I was the first to experience such a happening. I'll have you know that everything "worked out fine" and life did go on. And YES... we men have feelings also. Now the difference is we grade this type of activity (among us)... and I "man promise" that this was a 9 or 10 winner. The physiological scaring has ebbed slightly but still surfaces at times. But most times only when I enter a Kroger store then memories flood back. But I'm getting better Buck.

Don't worry about the 100 ft. remark... I'll give the "man nod" when required. Out camping there are no rules... but I have learned in Kroger DO NOT CROP DUST with MY WIFE AROUND!!!! I love her... but damn..??? 

Thank you much for your support.... Signed you Tennessee counterpart... Brad / Limitool

[unclebuck257]

After much contemplating on what you went through and most all of the rest of us men have endured at least once in our lives, I am SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING just standing up and proclaiming my feelings to the world by changing my handle to "Phartz Proudly"! Although I haven't definitely decided yet, it is under serious consideration my friend! You know, we men have remained silent for too long regarding this situation. What do they call those dance or sing along things that occur in a mall and are prompted by a text message signal and all of a sudden everyone starts dancing or singing as prearranged? We men need to have a prearranged fart along!! Yeah, that's it!! In a mall food court or something where the women are all sitting around looking so damn smug because of having "put their husband in his place last night for this or that"! We could all, all of a sudden, just show up at the food court, with our gas masks on of course, and let er rip! I'll guarantee we'd wipe those smug looks off their faces pretty damn quick!! Of course, we'd have to plan it some place where none of our actual wives would ever show up!! LMBO!! Be that as it may, I've just added a new thing to my bucket list for sure! Take care Brad and remember, together we will stand as proud farters and divided we will fall to smug looks and unfeeling, unappreciated, embarassing, negative, remarks for just being males! Hoo-Rah my friend!

[Limitool]

Feb 11, 2014 14:04:49 GMT -5 unclebuck257 said:

After much contemplating on what you went through and most all of the rest of us men have endured at least once in our lives, I am SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING just standing up and proclaiming my feelings to the world by changing my handle to "Phartz Proudly"! Although I haven't definitely decided yet, it is under serious consideration my friend! You know, we men have remained silent for too long regarding this situation. What do they call those dance or sing along things that occur in a mall and are prompted by a text message signal and all of a sudden everyone starts dancing or singing as prearranged? We men need to have a prearranged fart along!! Yeah, that's it!! In a mall food court or something where the women are all sitting around looking so damn smug because of having "put their husband in his place last night for this or that"! We could all, all of a sudden, just show up at the food court, with our gas masks on of course, and let er rip! I'll guarantee we'd wipe those smug looks off their faces pretty damn quick!! Of course, we'd have to plan it some place where none of our actual wives would ever show up!! LMBO!! Be that as it may, I've just added a new thing to my bucket list for sure! Take care Brad and remember, together we will stand as proud farters and divided we will fall to smug looks and unfeeling, unappreciated, embarassing, negative, remarks for just being males! Hoo-Rah my friend!

I now feel better and just got off the phone cancelling my next shrink appointment. I say next time your in the Tennessee area you really need to stop by and we'll straighten out the wives together (strength in numbers). Maybe we can start a new movement. Maybe we need to start a new thread devoted just to men and our "problems". I'm heating up some baked beans now and piling on the hot sauce just for good measure!!!!! So bring on the... "smug looks and unfeeling, unappreciated, embarrassing, negative, remarks for just being males! I know have a friend in Texas for backup.... right? You will be here for me....? I can count on you right...? Maybe I'll skip the hot sauce.

[unclebuck257]

Feb 11, 2014 14:42:49 GMT -5 Limitool said:

Feb 11, 2014 14:04:49 GMT -5 unclebuck257 said:

After much contemplating on what you went through and most all of the rest of us men have endured at least once in our lives, I am SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING just standing up and proclaiming my feelings to the world by changing my handle to "Phartz Proudly"! Although I haven't definitely decided yet, it is under serious consideration my friend! You know, we men have remained silent for too long regarding this situation. What do they call those dance or sing along things that occur in a mall and are prompted by a text message signal and all of a sudden everyone starts dancing or singing as prearranged? We men need to have a prearranged fart along!! Yeah, that's it!! In a mall food court or something where the women are all sitting around looking so damn smug because of having "put their husband in his place last night for this or that"! We could all, all of a sudden, just show up at the food court, with our gas masks on of course, and let er rip! I'll guarantee we'd wipe those smug looks off their faces pretty damn quick!! Of course, we'd have to plan it some place where none of our actual wives would ever show up!! LMBO!! Be that as it may, I've just added a new thing to my bucket list for sure! Take care Brad and remember, together we will stand as proud farters and divided we will fall to smug looks and unfeeling, unappreciated, embarassing, negative, remarks for just being males! Hoo-Rah my friend!

I now feel better and just got off the phone cancelling my next shrink appointment. I say next time your in the Tennessee area you really need to stop by and we'll straighten out the wives together (strength in numbers). Maybe we can start a new movement. Maybe we need to start a new thread devoted just to men and our "problems". I'm heating up some baked beans now and piling on the hot sauce just for good measure!!!!! So bring on the... "smug looks and unfeeling, unappreciated, embarrassing, negative, remarks for just being males! I know have a friend in Texas for backup.... right? You will be here for me....? I can count on you right...? Maybe I'll skip the hot sauce.

Yeah, maybe skipping the hot sauce this time would be better. I called and the east coast weather has got all the airline schedules messed up and I doubt I can make it to Tennessee this time. However know that I am with you, if not in person, definitely in spirit when you lay this load of baked beans on her and be all the baked bean loaded male you can be!! Canceling your next shrink appointment is a DEFINITIVE and POSITIVE move buddy and no matter what happens after you hit her with these "processed" baked beans, don't be disillusioned. No matter what, just remember that WE ARE ALL behind you and still with you in spirit. Just for yuks, what is the name and address of your nearest hospital just in case some of us might wish to send flowers or a card!? One thing you will be able to personally know for sure is that IF that is the last thing you see, you can rest easy in your coma knowing that you will have wiped that damn smug look off her face!! Oh the hell with it, as long as this could be your last good "ripper session", LOAD THE DAMN BEANS UP WITH HOT SAUCE!!  LMBO!!    

[Limitool]

Feb 11, 2014 15:48:16 GMT -5 unclebuck257 said:

Feb 11, 2014 14:42:49 GMT -5 Limitool said:

I now feel better and just got off the phone cancelling my next shrink appointment. I say next time your in the Tennessee area you really need to stop by and we'll straighten out the wives together (strength in numbers). Maybe we can start a new movement. Maybe we need to start a new thread devoted just to men and our "problems". I'm heating up some baked beans now and piling on the hot sauce just for good measure!!!!! So bring on the... "smug looks and unfeeling, unappreciated, embarrassing, negative, remarks for just being males! I know have a friend in Texas for backup.... right? You will be here for me....? I can count on you right...? Maybe I'll skip the hot sauce.

Yeah, maybe skipping the hot sauce this time would be better. I called and the east coast weather has got all the airline schedules messed up and I doubt I can make it to Tennessee this time. However know that I am with you, if not in person, definitely in spirit when you lay this load of baked beans on her and be all the baked bean loaded male you can be!! Canceling your next shrink appointment is a DEFINITIVE and POSITIVE move buddy and no matter what happens after you hit her with these "processed" baked beans, don't be disillusioned. No matter what, just remember that WE ARE ALL behind you and still with you in spirit. Just for yuks, what is the name and address of your nearest hospital just in case some of us might wish to send flowers or a card!? One thing you will be able to personally know for sure is that IF that is the last thing you see, you can rest easy in your coma knowing that you will have wiped that damn smug look off her face!! Oh the hell with it, as long as this could be your last good "ripper session", LOAD THE DAMN BEANS UP WITH HOT SAUCE!!  LMBO!!    

Damn guy.... Now I don't know if your with me or against me. What do you mean in "spirit". Hell I don't need you here in spirit... I need ya for protection. I actually told her about this thread and the look on her face was NOT a good one (the smug look). But.... in true MAN DEFIENCE I proceeded with the bean process. Things didn't work out well (for her). I was right on schedule and proud of it!!!!!! I was gonna go for the hot sauce but my granddaughter was here and she was begging for mercy. So whenever the weather lets up and you arrive in Nashville please just come on down to the woodworking shop (skip my old home). I have cots all made up, a hot plate, radio.... AND LOTS OF WOOD for stove. And I'd sure like to know who "WE ARE ALL" behind you in spirit is? Looks like you and I are on our own guy..... Maybe we're the only one's who can light up a room or a grocery store. Pass the HOT SAUCE guy and I'll see ya at the shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!