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Jan 6, 2014 21:34:03 GMT -5
Post by dave44 on Jan 6, 2014 21:34:03 GMT -5
Just wanted to be first  |
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Jan 6, 2014 21:40:32 GMT -5
Post by BC1969 on Jan 6, 2014 21:40:32 GMT -5
Lol works for me, surely you must have any kind of tip ? like a tip on how to cure constipation ? lol wishful thinking on my part.
Mike
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Jan 6, 2014 22:16:54 GMT -5
Post by dave44 on Jan 6, 2014 22:16:54 GMT -5
Remember "the Bucket List"? Jack said.. "never trust a fart". There's a tip for ya!
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Jan 6, 2014 22:18:34 GMT -5
Post by dave44 on Jan 6, 2014 22:18:34 GMT -5
Don't close the dresser drawers in the nude?
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Post by BC1969 on Jan 7, 2014 0:56:50 GMT -5
Lol..ok you are a strange one...like me...and that IS a good thing lol.
Mike
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Post by xlter on Jan 11, 2014 1:57:44 GMT -5
OK , here's one . For the guys here . NEVER never never go off the high diving board at a public pool at night when skinny dipping . You honestly can't tell where the water surface is in the dark . Screaming does'nt work well under 8ft of water ! When you do finally surface , the blood curdling scream WILL bring the police . Lastly , it's extremely painfull trying to get dressed quickly with swollen ummmmmm ...... body parts . Trust me on this one !
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Jan 11, 2014 12:21:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2014 12:21:18 GMT -5
Never iron with your clothes on.Um...really?
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Jan 11, 2014 13:40:55 GMT -5
Post by xlter on Jan 11, 2014 13:40:55 GMT -5
Hold my beer and watch this ....... Never turns out good .
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Jan 18, 2014 3:55:14 GMT -5
Post by Oregon Viking on Jan 18, 2014 3:55:14 GMT -5
Never eat yellow snow!
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Jan 28, 2014 13:18:08 GMT -5
Post by Limitool on Jan 28, 2014 13:18:08 GMT -5
OK , here's one . For the guys here . NEVER never never go off the high diving board at a public pool at night when skinny dipping . You honestly can't tell where the water surface is in the dark . Screaming does'nt work well under 8ft of water ! When you do finally surface , the blood curdling scream WILL bring the police . Lastly , it's extremely painfull trying to get dressed quickly with swollen ummmmmm ...... body parts . Trust me on this one !
This sounds like the "Voice of Experience" speaking.
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Post by unclebuck257 on Jan 28, 2014 14:59:10 GMT -5
Remember "the Bucket List"? Jack said.. "never trust a fart". There's a tip for ya! May I also add dave, along this same line of thought, NEVER FORCE A FART! |
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Jan 28, 2014 17:36:11 GMT -5
Post by dave44 on Jan 28, 2014 17:36:11 GMT -5
Remember "the Bucket List"? Jack said.. "never trust a fart". There's a tip for ya! May I also add dave, along this same line of thought, NEVER FORCE A FART! Forcing Bad. No more noises for the fun of it! I will miss those cute little faces the honey made when I would thank her pulling my finger!(even though she never fell for that one) |
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Hi again!!!!!! glad to see this site! thanks for alerting me to it, dave
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Feb 8, 2014 7:11:45 GMT -5
Post by olroy on Feb 8, 2014 7:11:45 GMT -5
Makes her brow wrinkle, tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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Feb 8, 2014 17:14:22 GMT -5
Post by Limitool on Feb 8, 2014 17:14:22 GMT -5
Remember "the Bucket List"? Jack said.. "never trust a fart". There's a tip for ya! May I also add dave, along this same line of thought, NEVER FORCE A FART!
This comment also sounds like the "Voice of Experience"....
I guess even tho I'm approaching 60 I'll probably do something wrong someday...? But I doubt it. So far I've been very lucky. Never dove off the high dive nude... (and a bridge doesn't count). And I've NEVER forced a fart... (except hittng the ground after a 15 ft. fall from my tree stand).
(HINT)... Never believe an old fart when he's in denial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I'm not talking about me.... let's move on... NOW.
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Post by unclebuck257 on Feb 9, 2014 11:50:02 GMT -5
Limitool,
As I get older, the less desire I have to feel beloated any longer than I have too and the more I don't care who's around when I decide to not feel beloated anymore. There are exceptions of course, such as in church, but even there I find my tolerance weakening and my "pew floaters" increasing in numbers. When I was younger I never really understood why so many older folks looked relaxed most of the time, but I now understand more than ever. What REALLY concerns me are those times when, through no doing of your own, you start farting as you're just walking along. Oh, it's small releases granted, but does that mean that from this point on those releases will increase in size as we age? Damn dilema that i think we can only find out from experience and then it'll be way too late!! I know I'm in trouble when I can't wait to get out of the store to really release the major cause of the pressure, all at one time! Of course, it greatly helps if there is a wind blowing in the store parking lot too! Oh well, all a person can do is live his/her life to the fullest and to hell with that occasional strange look one might get!! LMBO!!
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